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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

Posted 1 hour ago With 203,758 notes

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

Posted 2 hours ago With 32,801 notes

thetowndrugdealer:

When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria

Posted 2 hours ago With 17,474 notes

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

Posted 2 hours ago With 43,661 notes

notreallyamexicanbanana:

Dallon Weekes - Panic! At The Disco

Favorite Things : Pretty. Odd. - Panic! at the Disco

oinkaloink:

'no homo' God says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

Posted 1 day ago With 265,457 notes

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Posted 1 day ago With 110,910 notes

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

Posted 1 day ago With 108,909 notes

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

Posted 1 day ago With 372,220 notes

anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD